Dude’s Maxims

Every time my ET friend Dude comes to visit, he says really weird things and I’m frequently left confused. I spend days ruminating over what he says. So I thought I’d start a new series called “The Maxims of Dude”. I might equally have also called it “The Revolutionary Ideas of an Ancient Alien” but I’ve been busting to use the word maxim for years. According to Websters dictionary, a maxim is “a well-known phrase that expresses a general truth about life or a rule about behavior.” Obviously Dude’s maxim’s are his own and some of them are totally foreign to us, although they may be known to others of his own race or other races of ET’s.

I’ll post Dude’s maxims sporadically and organize them under the category “Dude’s Maxims”. So rather than explain them to you, I’ll state the maxim and express it in its original spoken context, exactly as Dude said it to me and let you think about what it might mean. Feel free to comment on any of them and discuss what they might mean. I’ve spent a hell of a long time thinking about them and what they have taught me has shattered my view of reality.

MAXIM 1 : HUMANS ARE RULED BY EXPECTATION AND THE DESIRE FOR CONTROL.

“When will humans stop using fear as an excuse ? There is only expectation and control.”

“You fucking humans, it’s always fear isn’t it ? You’re wrong – it’s expectation and control ! Your cave men had fear and they conquered all ! Expectation of what might happen and control of others. No fucking fear !”

“Understanding expectation and control, dropping fear bullshit will help you to have contact with the ETs…”

“Humans are ignorant course fools, who will always pride themselves on using the word “fear” and arguing its existence because it explains away their faults !”

MAXIM 2 : ONENESS IS A HUMAN IDEA.

“Oneness is bullshit.”

MAXIM 3 : GRAVITY IS A BELIEF.

“When will humans get over anti-gravity. They just don’t get it.” This was demonstrated by an experience Dude gave someone in which they were forced to experience antigravity when everyone else experienced gravity. They spent their time walking upside down on the ship, while everyone else was right side up.  This particular maxim caused me the most trouble.

MAXIM 4 : TIME DOES NOT EXIST. THERE IS ONLY SPACE.

“Humans have this fixation with time. Time does not exist. There is only space.”

MAXIM 5 : THE TRUE SELF IS UNLIMITED. THE MANIFESTED SELF IS LIMITED.

“The true self is not what you think it is. It can be something more. That something more is contained by favourable conditions. But it also exists outside favourable conditions.”

“Favourable conditions are important here (in the forest where we were walking) and change with every step.”

“Favourable conditions expand the sense of self and unfavourable conditions contract the sense of self.”

MAXIM  6 : THE SENSE OF SELF HAS A CONTINUITY THAT CAN CHANGE AS A RESULT OF AGE, EXPERIENCE AND CONDITIONS.

“The sense of self is affected by experience and age and whether one has died and returned to life and the continuity of awareness…”

MAXIM 7 : THE SENSE OF SELF DEPENDS ON SCALE, PERCEPTION AND PERSPECTIVE.

“The sense of self changes whether something is alive or dead.”

“An object that is part of some greater object (say a leaf on a tree), has various different perspectives of self or senses of self, depending on the scale and how it wishes to see itself. That sense of perspective follows it even when it has died and it may change or part of it may change.”

MAXIM 8 : NO WANKING.

“Be you ! No fulfilling anyone else’s perceptions of you !”

MAXIM 9 : THERE ARE ONLY TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE – AGGRESSIVE AND NON AGGRESSIVE.

“Temperament, temperament ? You mean bullies and wusses ! There are only two types of people – aggressive and non aggressive. A person’s aggressive behaviour dictates everything that happens in their lives and the lives of others. Aliens are non aggressive and humans are aggressive. You can speak about that if you want. You can define people by behaviours and temperaments and you can make many lists and change it according to what suits your opinion at the time. It’s based on opinion, expectation and control ! Controlling how you personally think a person might be. And you expect them to behave in a particular way and fit in, in a particular way.”

MAXIM 10 : HEALING CAN HAPPEN INSTANTLY, WHEN A PERSON EXPRESSES THEIR LIFE FORCE FULLY.

“When a person isn’t acknowledged for their feelings, their thoughts, their wisdom, their very being; their life force is not expressed – it’s destroyed, hidden. It has an effect, a cumulative effect on you and your bodies/lives you have elsewhere – everything that makes up you. Until there’s an acknowledgment of your existence and your worth, there is neglect and unfullfilment of one’s self, favouring someone elses fulfillment and that needs to be addressed, otherwise the negativity of one’s life force will suffer. There can be nothing that you can do, that can change how you feel or things about you. It has to be changed at the very source of what things are and what things are is your existence. Simple – your beliefs, your thoughts, your happenings, your feelings – all of it. Everything can be cured of a person’s negativity instantly by them existing. By them believing in themselves. Kanatek is right, doubt is OK but you need to believe your thoughts and feelings are important and you need to express that to whoever is causing the grief. And it’s those things that will make the difference – as instant as instant can be.”

MAXIM 11 : YOU DON’T NEED A CONTROLLER TO PLAY X-BOX.

“Look Bright, no hands !” Said Dude when he was playing X-Box without a controller.

Some of you will remember that I posted the first installment of Dude’s Maxims last October (https://etandi.wordpress.com/2014/10/11/the-maxims-of-dude-maxim-1-11/ ) . Well it was kind of a joke. He had said so many unusual things to me, my son and Rachel; that I thought I would try to sum some of them up, as a kind of ideological maxims. Well, Dude was aware of this and so shortly after this we had a conversion about what I wrote.

One of the things he did was to amended Maxim 3, in which I originally stated GRAVITY IS A BELIEF.

So here is what he said to me :

MAXIM 3  : GRAVITY IS A BY PRODUCT OF PERCEPTION.

It is not dissimilar to what you said Bright. Burt by bringing it down to belief, you make it to be an emotional thing. It is not just an emotional thing. It is about the senses. It is about how the whole mind-body perceives and not just about belief. When you think of perception, you think of your physical senses. You do not think of the perception of your heart or your body or your mind and all the processes that take place in your mind. A mind that is located in the body and beyond. And so Bright, perception is all of these things. Your belief is simply one process, one process that occurs in the mind – especially when it is limited to the body. So, if you were to say that gravity does not exist, it is a product of belief (is a belief); you are limiting the idea of what gravity is to a mere belief. But what I am trying to tell you, is that gravity is limited by perception.”

After clarifying that issue, he then went on to give me Maxims 12-17, without context or further comment. Partly because I had to finish and do something else. So here they are :

MAXIM 12 : THIS REALITY YOU TAKE TO BE TRUE, IS A CREATION OF THE MIND.

MAXIM 13 : ALL THAT YOU EXPERIENCE SHAPES YOUR PERCEPTION AND YOUR PERCEPTION SHAPES YOUR REALITY. 

MAXIM 14 : HUMANITY WILL NOT EVOLVE, IT WILL ONLY CHANGE.

MAXIM 15 : THE IDEA THAT YOU HAVE OF BEING A BODY, IS LIMITED BY YOUR PERCEPTION. WHEN YOU CHANGE YOUR PERCEPTION, YOU CHANGE YOUR BODY. 

MAXIM 16 : THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE, THERE ARE SOULS WHO IMAGINE OTHER SOULS. THEIR IMAGINATIONS CREATE REALITIES. 

MAXIM 17 : THE IDEA YOU HAVE OF TIME IS BASED ON MEMORY. WHEN YOU REMOVE MEMORY, YOU REMOVE TIME. WHEN YOU CAN SEE WITHOUT TIME, THERE IS NO NEED FOR MEMORY. 

Maxim 18 : It all depends on how you decide to see things and feel things.

On the subject of one race of ETs communicating or interacting with another –

“It all depends on how you decide to see things and feel things. Please note, I used the word decide because so much is not exchangeable. So what one person is trying to express, does not convey to the other person what is meant; so they get a different understanding of what is trying to be said to them. So that’s where they have to try and decide on limited information and sometimes a limited knowledge of what could be the best way to undertake certain goals.”

Maxim 19 : So, for everybody and everything, things work differently.

On the subject of consciousness, as opposed to the life force; which Dude says is the basis of his being, not consciousness –

“So, for everybody and everything, things work differently. Consciousness is something that even we aliens don’t fully understand. Because one will explain something they know to be true but another will not understand because they have a different feeling for it. They won’t understand because what has been related to them is different.”

Maxim 20  : We ETs don’t talk about consciousness the way humans talk about it. We talk about energy and life force.

“We ETs don’t talk about consciousness the way that humans talk about it. We talk about energy and life force – because that describes sensations we experience, not just in what appears to be our brain or mind but not just in our body either. Because we experience what is around us. We experience others life force, others energy. The life force and the energy is not just this consciousness. It tells a story; it is constantly in flux and change. Where as consciousness, you have to have an awareness of it. With life force and energy, you don’t. Because consciousness and unconsciousness in any form, is still based on awareness models. Where as life force and energy are based on not being aware but experiencing things. Energy and life force is about experiences. The other – consciousness or unconsciousness, is about awareness.

The life force is the same as energy, it’s just a different word. It’s something that is given out by everything – that is given out as knowledge and experience. Everybody’s body has natural receptors to this. They learn by themselves – naturally feeling, learning and taking in. Where as consciousness has to have learned responses. It has to have processes to make it aware to do things. Even when it isn’t conscious of it.

…what’coming off your body, what’s around you, what’s good at perfecting awareness. Consciousness cannot perfect that. It dictates it. It’s merely a process. This is why we (the Muajra) can experience and know anything everywhere. We feel, hear (sense with all 5 senses) and know everything, based on energy and life force.”

Maxim 21 : I am not aware, I live.

“I am not aware, I live. I don’t need to be conscious or aware. My body’s doing it for me.”

Maxim 22 : I see myself all the time.

This one seems to contradict Maxim 4 but Dude reassures me that it doesn’t –

“I see myself all the time. I sometimes need to go to the other times, to connect with me at other times. I know all of me in all time.”

Maxim 23 : I gotta fly but I’ll walk instead.

“I gotta fly but I’ll walk instead. Gotta do things quickly (because I can know it all) but I’m gonna slow down and do things the way they should be done. Even though I try to do things quickly.”

Maxim 24 : I have a complete and utter understanding of everything that makes up you. The whole molecular level. The whole spiritual level. 

“I am fully aware what your state of mind, your feelings, your body is experiencing; looks like. I have complete and utter understanding of everything that makes up you. The whole molecular level. The whole spiritual level. My entire body is everything it needs to be at any given time. It has this compassion, understanding empathy of YOU. It ranges out to whatever Bright Garlick experiences. What I an experiencing doesn’t require consciousness or thought.”

Maxim 25 : The body is my harbinger of the life force.

“The body is my harbinger of the life force.”

Maxim 26 : Be wild, don’t wipe !

“The wildness is the willingness to just turn things on it’s head and go topsy turvy and to live on the edge, to live dangerously and to experience life. Go wild – you know the kids movie ! Be wild, don’t wipe !”

Maxim 27 : Consciousness/unconsciousness create very limited understanding of anything that is taking place or happening. 

“Consciousness/unconsciousness create very limited understanding of anything that is taking place or happening. It only stops one experiencing things and it makes more questions that one can never answer because it makes more questions. So sometimes you have to decide not to further any of the questions because there’s no answers and that only leaves more questions. So you spend more time searching, wondering and seeking for an awareness when you’re not even aware. Life is being wasted !”

Maxim 28 : You need to learn to live with the two – consciousness/unconsciousness and the life force and to know when to use either one. 

“You need to learn to live with the two – consciousness/unconsciousness and the life force and to know when to use either one. Don’t do what the Buddhists do because all their teaching is based on experiences that are consciousness/unconsciousness and more of them are based on a story. So you live your life force on a subsistence.

(Dude’s friend interjected : “Seeking enlightenment and attainments etc are all consciousness based practices.”)

…it’s so ingrained in your life. There has to be a time when you use consciousness/unconsciousness this far to make decisions, to be decisive at that particular moment and then use the life force to go over things.”

Maxim 29 : For a person of my race, you (humans) seem at best very peculiar and at worst terrible and ruthless and utterly careless.

“For a person of my race, you (humans) seem at best very peculiar and at worst terrible and ruthless and utterly careless.”

Maxim 30 : There is no waking up en masse, only the repetition of the same mistakes.

“There is no waking up en masse, only the repetition of the same mistakes.So we are here to ensure that your world is safe from you and to help some of you to take greater responsibility for your own spiritual development and for caring for your Earth.”

Maxim 31 : We do not support any activity that supports war or the destruction of the Earth or it’s species – including people.

“We do not support any activity that supports war or the destruction of the Earth or it’s species – including people. These activities are undertaken despite our objections and intentions for humans to do otherwise. None the less it is human actions and not the actions of those of us from other worlds, that are driving this activity and this senseless, crazy behaviour. We do not condone it or support it but we do work with many of the same individuals, to try to bring about a long term transformation of human consciousness, that sees you become somewhat more responsible to the Earth you have inherited.”

Maxim 32 : We understand how humans are. We accept this but we also recognize the needs of other species on your world.

“We understand how humans are. We accept this but we also recognize the needs of other species on your world. And so we work as well on behalf of helping to address their needs. And so that is what we mean by becoming more mature. You are what you are but if we can nudge you towards being a little more mature, than that is a good for the rest of your world. Ultimately it’s up to you all to make your own choices but you must recognize that you sometimes make choices that effect other species and cause their detriment and destruction. We’re here in part, to ensure that human behaviour is modified, so that some of these other species have the opportunity to survive and to flourish.”

Maxim 33 : You are given opportunities to grow and if you do not embrace them, you have no right to think you deserve to become space faring and go and transform another world and destroy it. 

“You are given opportunities to grow and if you do not embrace them, you have no right to think you deserve to become space faring and go and transform another world and destroy it. You have to get you shit together here first before you will be allowed to occupy any other planet anywhere ! Period ! It isn’t going to happen until you can demonstrate that you can do it here first ! Make sure people know that. They hear it loud and clear. You fuck up one planet and you can’t fuck up a second one !”

Maxim 34 : You fuck up one planet and you can’t fuck up a second one !  

See Maxim 33.

Maxim 35 : It seems to me that humans for all their intelligence, still do not understand anything about the idea of acceptance. You seem to want to be something more, something else, something other than what you are.

I found that you were capable of great progress but with great progress came an equal movement backwards. It seems to me that humans for all their intelligence, still do not understand anything about the idea of acceptance. You seem to want to be something more, something else,something other than what you are. I came to recognize that you were one of those races who were embellished with a capacity for great self importance and yet here on your own planet you could so easily overlook the needs of other species around you – as if you were the only species on your planet. This has continued to amaze me and to disappoint me.There has been no real so called progress, that seems to encompass growth in this way.

Maxim 36 : I find that I quite enjoy being a bit human at times. It isn’t necessary for me to be this way among others, but sometimes I find a little bit of my humanity covering up who I am among others and coming through – kind of like a dog scent that has been left on a street corner lamp. You can’t see the dog but you know it’s been there.

I find that by being like you, I have been able to take on new levels of understanding about your character and the traits that make up and define your species. I was not able to have this understanding prior to choosing to be this way. Now that I am able to do so with ease, I find that I quite enjoy being a bit human at times. It isn’t necessary for me to be this way among others, but sometimes I find a little bit of my humanity covering up who I am among others and coming through – kind of like a dog scent that has been left on a street corner lamp. You can’t see the dog but you know it’s been there.

Maxim 37 : That’s what I like most – your history – the history of every different species that has ever lived, is here inside your world and you don’t even know it ! Inside every breath of air, every grain or dirt or sand, every drop of water. I can feel it, I can sense it, I can know it; feel your history – it’s alive in me as it is in a book or a movie for you.

That’s what I like most – your history – the history of every different species that has ever lived, is here inside your world and you don’t even know it ! Inside every breath of air, every grain or dirt or sand, every drop of water. I can feel it, I can sense it, I can know it; feel your history – it’s alive in me as it is in a book or a movie for you. That is what I enjoy most about my work. Constant learning. Constant experience. Here, now,there, everywhere.

Maxim 38 : So you have this idea that all these sweet things are bad for you – you just don’t see what really happens – you do these other things that stifle your mind and your heart and you die of suffocation of the spirit, not from too much ice cream !

So you have this idea that all these sweet things are bad for you – you just don’t see what really happens – you do these other things that stifle your mind and your heart and you die of suffocation of the spirit, not from too much ice cream ! So we can eat what we want because we know how to enjoy life !

Maxim 39 : These changes that you’re talking about – they aren’t going to happen. We’re talking about changes that will take hundreds of years, some of them thousands of years. But we’re maneuvering things slowly, slowly etching a way at the whole, so that we can create a picture that is more reasonable. It doesn’t have to be sudden or in your life time.

I am effecting it Bright. But slowly, bit by bit, player by player, action by action, issue by issue. These changes that you’re talking about – they aren’t going to happen. We’re talking about changes that will take hundreds of years, some of them thousands of years.But we’re maneuvering things slowly, slowly etching a way at the whole, so that we can create a picture that is more reasonable. It doesn’t have to be sudden or in your life time.

Maxim 40 : I’m passionate about seeing you guys get to a point when we can leave you alone for a little while and trust that you won’t destroy yourselves or the Eden that you have around you.

I’m passionate about seeing you guys get to a point when we can leave you alone for a little while and trust that you won’t destroy yourselves or the Eden that you have around you. That’s not going to happen any time soon but everything that I do and my people do and all the other races who are here trying to help you do, we’re doing it knowing that one day we’ll be able to walk away; one day we won’t be needed to hold your hand and to protect you from yourselves. That day will come but it’s many, many centuries from now. When that day does come my work here will be complete and I can walk away knowing that you are ready and that we have done what we had to do to help you.

Maxim 41 : You forget that your ancestors were learning things about reality without the help of science. You’ve forgotten that. You could be doing the same thing but you don’t. You sit around waiting for science to light the path before you, waiting for others to lead the way to discovery. Your ancestors were trail blazers by comparison – always taking risks and exploring themselves and the world around them.

I’m interested in people and what makes humans tick and how you perceive reality.You see things very different to most other beings. You’re very stuck on your own view being the only right way to see things and you have this thing that your science leads the way and tells you all you need to know. You forget that your ancestors were learning things about reality without the help of science. You’ve forgotten that. You could be doing the same thing but you don’t. You sit around waiting for science to light the path before you, waiting for others to lead the way to discovery. Your ancestors were trail blazers by comparison – always taking risks and exploring themselves and the world around them.They saw no place for fear – they just did it and yet look what has become of them, a species who fears the very next breath.

Maxim 42 : That’s why you don’t make great discoveries any more. You stop being willing to step into the unknown and to say we don’t need to know what could happen or to control it, we’re just going to do it and see what happens. That’s what’s wrong, too much presumption about what should happen – trying to control every moment of life.

That’s why you don’t make great discoveries any more. You stop being willing to step into the unknown and to say we don’t need to know what could happen or to control it, we’re just going to do it and see what happens. That’s what’s wrong, too much presumption about what should happen – trying to control every moment of life. That’s where humans get disconnected from nature. Nature lives in the now, without too much expectation and sense of control. Every moment has possibilities in the wild. You could be dead at any given moment, so you just do it – step into the unknown. Don’t worry what others think,just do it ! Most things in the natural world are like that. Sure there’s exceptions but humans are the ones who are dominated by that way of functioning.

Maxim 43 : Nature lives in the now, without too much expectation and sense of control. Every moment has possibilities in the wild.

See Maxim 42.

Maxim 44 : We find places that we love and people that we care about and what you would define as time periods within which we find something beautiful or magnetic and it’s there that we devote our energy, our caring, our love and it is there in those worlds – whether in particular places or as you would see it – times – that we see and recognize that there is, as yet, the unexplored, the domain that has our name written all over it – where we can bring good and freedom and help with love and kindness and understanding.

We see what is below – underfoot and around, we see what is within, we know how we create our reality choosing to be this or that or by taking risks and exploring the within. We find places that we love and people that we care about and what you would define as time periods within which we find something beautiful or magnetic and it’s there that we devote our energy, our caring, our love and it is there in those worlds – whether in particular places or as you would see it – times – that we see and recognize that there is, as yet, the unexplored, the domain that has our name written all over it – where we can bring good and freedom and help with love and kindness and understanding. Do you know what I mean ?

Maxim 45 : Unlike humans, I don’t seek answers outside of myself. I don’t seek answers from some higher source. We are the higher source – the highest source. When we let go of our domestic perceptions we see all. I see all. I am all. Nothing else to gain by seeking.

I know what I know ! Beyond this, what I do not know, I do not know ! It is not what I need to know now ! When I am ready I will know ! These things that you say “throw me for a loop” – what is there to be lopped about ? I know there are some things that dwell beyond my understanding but when I am ready, understanding will come. There is no need for a loop – no confusion here, just acceptance. Unlike humans, I don’t seek answers outside of myself. I don’t seek answers from some higher source. We are the higher source – the highest source. When we let go of our domestic perceptions we see all. I see all. I am all. Nothing else to gain by seeking. But sometimes it is simply a matter of living here with the limitations of perceptions. When ready, everything else becomes available.Sometimes ready, sometimes not. Depends on attention and perception. That’s all. Do you need to seek ? Stop seeking ! It’s the wound in the belly of humans – rotting away inside you. Stop seeking ! Discover, explore, be – just enter into the unknown without expectation! Stop it, drop it ! Just do it ! You know that Nike slogan. It’s true. Do it. Because you are ! No other reason. Doesn’t mean go and shoot someone or rob a bank, it means let go of the idea of fear and let go of seeking an answer from something higher and just be the thing you want, go to the thing you want, venture into the abyss of not knowing and see what pops up !

Maxim 46 : Do you need to seek ? Stop seeking ! It’s the wound in the belly of humans – rotting away inside you. Stop seeking ! Discover, explore, be – just enter into the unknown without expectation! Stop it, drop it ! Just do it !

See Maxim 45.

Maxim 47 : It was believed that I would be useful in helping to build relationships with certain groups of people and helping to influence the well being and the development of certain societies.

We were also here to establish relationships with many of the other life forms on your planet. We had been here a long time ago with other different races and other different species and had maintained a continuous relationship but this was my first time. It was believed that I would be useful in helping to build relationships with certain groups of people and helping to influence the well being and the development of certain societies.

Maxim 48 : You still see yourselves as the most important species on your world and are living, at the sacrifice of other species, for your own benefit. This idea that humans have of being Earthlings, does not encompass the idea that all other species here, are also Earthlings.

You still see yourselves as the most important species on your world and are living, at the sacrifice of other species, for your own benefit. This idea that humans have of being Earthlings, does not encompass the idea that all other species here, are also Earthlings. You are very selfish in this way and it has been a part of your psyche, since you first rose out of the swamps.

Maxim 49 : All life is equal and so my experience of that life suffering is also equal.

I feel the suffering of humans as I feel the suffering of any creature. There is no difference between a human and an insect or a plant. It is all the same. All life feels and when I encounter it suffering I feel it’s suffering in the same way. It does not mater what it is. All life is equal and so my experience of that life suffering is also equal.

Maxim 50 : There is suffering and there is suffering. There is suffering which arises naturally and suffering which is a choice.You choose how to suffer by making bad choices and by holding onto things which make you feel a certain way.

But I also see in ways that humans do not see and in this I recognize that what you perceive as suffering is not so always. There is suffering and there is suffering. There is suffering which arises naturally and suffering which is a choice.You choose how to suffer by making bad choices and by holding onto things which make you feel a certain way. We do not do that. I don’t feel the suffering of that individual in the same way as I would feel the suffering of an individual who has suffered some great misfortune. In this case I would then see them and see what that misfortune has done to change them. I would see how that misfortune reshapes the life of the individual and brought about other things – things which are sometimes good and sometimes not so good. All such so called misfortunes, always create opportunities for change and for learning and for transformation. But the suffering which arises from stupid or ignorant choices is suffering for which I do not have much tolerance. This constitutes much of the suffering of the human race. You do not see when you have opportunity before you. You cannot see when you have the chance to do something, which will bring about changes in your fortune for the better. Instead you chose often the path which will bring about further suffering.

Maxim 51 : All such so called misfortunes, always create opportunities for change and for learning and for transformation.

See Maxim 50.

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  1. Hi.
    I recently as of last night found your YouTube thread. And then today found your blog. I feel excited to reach out and write to you but I definitely don’t want to waste your time. My name is Amanda and I don’t think I have had any experiences but I do believe. Your videos have calmed me and helped me sleep, I know that sounds weird but I would fight falling asleep not knowing what to expect around me while I am defenseless and asleep. But hearing your passion describing the kindness of other beings, made me feel kinda happy or safe in a sense. I’m not sure. I’m trying very hard not to word this so I don’t sound dumb. Thank you

  2. Thanks – I seldom bookmark pages, but this is one of them. Question, if you’re still around here… what is “wanking?” I’m in North America, and wanking might mean something different than what is meant here, above. Is “wanking” the same thing as what a “wanker” does?

    • Hey Henry – wanking is Ozzy slang for pulling your dick, masturbating. Dude swears a lot and emulates our behaviours ! It might take a while to get used to ! Thanks for bookmarking ET and I ! 😉

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