TSM56 : Bullshit Languages, Glossolalia & Xenoglossia

About a decade ago I began exploring so called Alien languages, to discover what was real and what is not. What follows is a short discussion about the subject, with lots of painful examples of my own Bullshit Languages. Have I heard an Alien language – yes ? Are what most people refer to as Alien languages ? Yes. Are they ET languages ? No.

Enjoy !


You can read more about these kinds of languages through the following links :

You can also hear some other crazy examples of Bullshit Languages here : http://members.iinet.net.au/~starline/. Yep, you guessed it; I ain’t no fan of Mary Rodwell or Star Seeds.

Happy to hear your thoughts on the subject.


I should have all the TSMs I lost last year up within a week.


About brightgarlick

Ecclectic kinda guy, who loves life and saviours each day as it is.

Posted on May 8, 2015, in Alien Languages, The Something Monologues and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. Really really cool Bright ! i am shore the kangeroes looked a little strange at you 🙂

    I have witnessed myself speaking like this when i sudden become conscious and break out of the normal day to day life. just burst out of me for some secounds. Truth is much more like this than soft, sweet and beatiful.

    So Is this an standard alien langueage with in the cosmos or what is it? it sound so familiar.

  2. haha, that was fun. Was that a sneak peak to your musical? (just kidding) Have you let your son listen to this?

    Hey victor, that is interesting, how do you feel after these sudden bursts have occurred? Have you ever watched star wars? I think they use this technique in their movies, so that could be where the familiarity is coming from. I believe what Bright was trying to demonstrate was how readily anyone can make such sounds. However, I have heard many different sources say that the species commonly known as the “mantis” seem to make clicking sounds.

  3. Its interesting because language changes with time. These E.T languages probably change with time also. So why that specific time period of language. I havent herd much about this stuff except for the bible. Also thank you for the demo because my girlfriend came in when I was listening and just looked at me weird. I told her it was dude. And she believed it for a sec hah. So my friend, this made up langue that you spoke on the fly, was not half bad. I like these TSM because I can listen to them and do other stuff throughout the day. Another good one thanks bright

  4. ha ha one of my cats started jumping around the computer when she heard your voice Bright. I sure hope you didn’t insult those kangaroos with your ET speak. 😉

  5. LMFAOO loved the intro! too fukking funny

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